Real Schrödinger's Cat

This is also what I say when people call me a pervert.

Nazi Zombies

Lots of people say guns are worthless, because you need to take the head off.  I say get a bigger caliber.  (And sometimes you just need to slow them down.)

Pointer Poetry

there once was a pointer named x
who value was changed via hex
he was dereferenced one day
in an unsafe way
segfault

Dating Statisticians

I hear R. A. Fisher was popular as a dinner companion and John Tukey had strong objections to the sampling procedures in the Kinsey Reports.

Robot Girlfriend

The problem with AI love: even good programming throws exceptions.

Awesome.

I guess I can't get those mad guitar skills from Satan now.

Graduation 2.0

Well, it's been about a year since my last post. Don't worry, I haven't been slacking off too much in the year I've been absent from this blog. My laziness has a Master's Degree to show for it.

In related news, I've decided to stay here for a while longer and get a PhD. I've developed some research interests in my last semester here that I'd like to pursue further. Besides, all the jobs I could find were doing uninteresting things in uninteresting places, so I figured I've prefer doing something interesting in an uninteresting place, at least. Four to six more years in a nothing-amazing town. With the people in my department, though, it doesn't seem so bad. We'll see.

On unrelated news, I'm considering re-purposing this blog as a more general writing-nerd-otaku space. I may even upload some geeky web comics from yours truly. Expect updates about writing, computers, science, anime, and everything nerdy and bookish. Hopefully. If I feel like it.

Speaking of which, I really need to start writing again...